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This weenie didn’t fry…
A man’s penis gives a pole on an icy sidewalk
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Sticking your tongue into a frozen pole looks painful, but nothing works on this guy… ‘Cause the poor unfortunate soul got his entire penis, we’ve got the pictures to prove it.
TMZ has obtained exclusive photos outside a bar in Alberta, Canada … in which first responders work to remove a patron from the sidewalk.
This one isn’t for the heart or the clutch, for that matter… The human member is basically glued to the unforgiving ice, and it won’t come out, despite everyone pulling with all their might.
We’ve developed photos here … But trust us, this gentleman’s privates are clearly stretched before returning to the ice. First responders seem to be pulling very hard – almost performing an impromptu circumcision on the street.
Police in Alberta tell us … The man in the video was drunk and started arguing with people at the East Village Tavern and Deli in Fort McMurray on Jan. 12.
Police say the argument spilled into the street, where the boy’s pants fell down during a fight with bar patrons.
During the confrontation, the girlfriend was knocked to the ground and her penis was attached to the ice. First responders were able to separate her unit without arresting her. She was not charged, according to police.
We’re not sure what the cops arrested him for or how the authorities peeled his penis off the ice.
Of course, hot water is usually a way to lure a body part out of a frozen Tundra… Although we don’t think this guy wants anyone coming to him with a boiling pot.
